Chris Graham’s winning entry…
Sung to the tune of Led Zeppelins, Whole Lotta Love:
I need post its’, cube mate, I’m not foolin’
I’m gonna go downstairs to the supply roomin’
Way downstairs, a-cubemate, to the 6th floor I’m gonna get you some
paperclips I’m gonna get you some binder clips
But most importantly…I
Wanna whole lotta pens
Wanna whole lotta pens
Wanna whole lotta pens
Wanna whole lotta pens
You’ve been myspacin’
And cubemate, I been playing tetris’
All them good times
Cubemate, cubmate, I’ve been settin high scores’-a But A-way, way
downstairs A-cubemate, I need-a supply room visit I’m gonna give you
some highlighters, ah I’m gonna give you white out, ah
Oh, but I need a
whole lotta pens
Wanna whole lotta pens
Wanna whole lotta pens
Wanna whole lotta pens
I don’t want more – ah yes I do
You’ve got to put some ink on me, yeah Ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah,
ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah No, no, no, no, ah ballpoint, click style, low-ow-ow-ow-ove Oh,
cubemate, oh
You been facebookin’
And cubemate, I’ve been youtubin’
All the good times, cubemate, I’ve been posting & streaming’ a/Oh
A-way, way downstairs (on the 6th floor) I’m gonna give ya jiffys/Ah
I’m gonna give ya every size of the jiffys/Ah I’m gonna give you my
mousepad/Ah Yes, alright, let’s go to the supply room/Ah
And lets get a whole lotta pens
Wanna whole lotta pens
Wanna whole lotta pens
Wanna whole lotta pens
Way downstairs/ Way downstairs
Way down inside the supply room, past the HR woman, you/ HR woman HR woman, you/you need some pens need/ballpoint pens
My, my, my, my
My, my, my, my/Ahh
Oh, shake for me, pen
I wanna get all that blue ink-a
Hey, oh, hey, oh/Ahh
Hey, oh, oooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Hoo-ma, ma, hey
Keep a-refilin’, pen
A-keep a-refilling’, pen
A-keep a-corporate express catalogue close’, pens Uh, keep
a-refillin’, baby, black ink, way-red ink, oo-ohh blue ink
Wanna whole lotta pens…