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Harris Bloom: Power Ballad Contest Winner!

Harris Bloom’s winning entry!

No One Like Stew - To the tune of The Scorpions No One Like You

Man, its been a long time that we’ve been cube mates I remember when
you were a temp And I made you fetch me coffee

Dude, nine to five aint no way to live life Boring work, lousy pay,
fluorescent lights, Having one confidante is the key

There’s no one like Stew
I can’t wait for the days with Stew
‘Specially now that they fired ‘drew
Even filing is fun with Stew

No one like Stew
I can’t wait for the days with Stew
‘Specially now that they fired ‘drew
Even filing is fun with Stew

Bro, remember when your computer froze up And they blocked us from
viewing some sites My laughter could not be restrained

Oooh, Stew, if you ever decide to move on You’ve got to give me a
one-month heads-up There’s no way that I’m gonna stay

There’s no one like Stew
I can’t wait for the days with Stew
‘Specially now that they fired ‘drew
Even filing is fun with Stew

No one like Stew
I can’t wait for the days with Stew
‘Specially now that they fired ‘drew
Even filing is fun with Stew

No one like Stew.